Rate Limit Warnings
These rate limit warnings are meant as jokes and are not to be taken literally. They are for fun and for fun
only. The newest are at the top.
By Ali
ATTENTION: You have been rate limited. Please wait several seconds before sending another message. We know. You hate this. But, there are some people out there who actually need this. They are victims of crazy people with a twitchy right hand that hits the enter key a LOT. So don't complain. This might come in handy some day.
ATTENTION: You have been rate limited. We enjoy annoying you for a total of 10 second. Please enjoy yourself. Buy yourself a nice cruise, or a limo. But don't crash. The car would cost a LOT, and the cruise would make you bankrupt. SO have fun with that cruise. And be VERY nice to the captain. Or enjoy your limo ride. And hire a chaffuer. Don't forget to tip him. Or else you might not be able to get that new computer you've been saving up for. The ten seconds are probably over now so maybe you don't even need that cruise or limo. Oh well. For more time, type REALLY fast and press enter a LOT. Maybe then you'll get that cruise.
ATTENTION: You are no longer rate limited, because we decided to be ni--There's a most wanted criminal right behind you! No, seriously! I mean it. WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?! I mean, yes, I am a goth, 39 year-old who lives in my grandmother's basement because I became a computer nerd and liked listening to music from the 20's in the 80's, but who cares about that? Let's focus on the criminal behind you!
ATTENTION: You have been rate limited. Please enjoy the elevator music...wait, what happened to the music player!! $&^*##(*)#&&^*%!!!
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. Please wait a few seconds before sending another message, to avoid annoying the person you are talking to. Do not:
laugh and hit a piņata
cry and take a boat across the ocean with your best friend, Fred Piņata
Start complaining about us loudly while selling girl scout cookies dressed as a piņata
Doing such things will make you miss being
not rate-limited, and you will not become popular with the Piņata race...
By Meli
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. Why? Because you kept on
typing really fast and didn't stop, so we had to do it. You could have
just not typed at all, and we wouldn't have to go through all this
trouble. But, of course, you insisted on doing so, and this is what you
get. Sorry.
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. Aren't you happy? Well you
should be. You have been granted the power to sit at your computer for
10 seconds watching all the messages from your friends come up saying,
"Is so-and-so dead?" Enjoy this time all by yourself!
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. Do not scream. Do not
attempt to steal that new car your neighbor just got. Do not hit your
computer with a baseball bat. It is a simple fact: you will still be
rate limited (plus a sore throat, a jail cell, and a broken computer).
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. It's not our policy to make
losers like yourself get all mad at us for making you stare at the
computer pointlessly. Or for you imbeciles to yell at the warnings
because it was calling you names. It just happens that way.
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. Hey. HEY! You should be
GRATEFUL that we gave you a fair warning, or else you'd be typing a long
story about how you breaking up with your "soul mate" was a good thing
after all and pressing enter just to find the whole thing erased. But if
you want to be in that situation, fine. Be my guest.
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. We sincerely apologize for
this, but unfortunately, the workers who write these rate limited
warnings are underpaid and have no life. It is their job to write these
warnings, and it is sort of pointless if they were written and not used.
So, here you go. A fresh rate limit warning.
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. Cool, huh? Haven't you
always wanted one of these? Yeah, they are so awesome 'cause they give
you a moment to think, "Wow! Some people have nothing to do besides
writing pointless warnings for rate limiting." It's almost an art.
Almost.
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. That's it. No special
words. No, really, that's it. Seriously. Its just a rate limit warning.
There is nothing special. Just keep on reading...a little more...and
then the 10 seconds will be....over! Yay! Now go back to writing a bunch
of nonsense words to get yourself rate limited again!
ATTENTION: You are about to be rate limited. Is this your first time?
Oh, well, then let me explain. All you do is read this text for 10
seconds. And then you can go back to typing. It was nice talking to ya!
To see this message again, just type more nonsense words. It's simple!
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